Panama Red Hot Sauce was the Grand Champion winner at this year’s 2012 Scovie Awards. This mustard based hot sauce brings on a fiery kick quickly, but the heat subsides just as quickly. And like many other habanero hot sauces, it’s quite a bit hotter tasted straight up out of the bottle than it is on food.
Panama Red Gourmet Hot Sauce – that is a great name isn’t it? What child of the 60′s or 70′s can resist a sauce named after another substance we grew up with, made famous in song by New Riders of the Purple Sage?
Normally I’m a big fan of mustards and mustard based hot sauces and barbecue sauces. But Panama Red doesn’t fall into either of those categories. It’s not a hot sauce like you and I are used to seeing, it’s certainly not a BBQ sauce at all, and it’s not even a kicked up mustard-type condiment. Panama Red (the more I type the name, the more I feel it’s a misnomer) is a unique and unusual bottled product. And as you can see is not “red” at all, but rather a dingy yellowish/orange color.
Keep in mind, this was THE big winner of the Scovie Awards. Grand Champion should mean it just rocks beyond belief. But, and this may be an indication of how wrong the judging at the Scovie’s is (and THAT’S another post entirely), but I find it hard to believe that this sauce could take the top honors.
Ingredients: Vinegar, Habanero Pepper (Panamanian Aji Chombo Pepper), Onion, Mustard, Water, Garlic, Celery, Culantro, Salt, Black Pepper, Raw Cane Sugar (No Artificial Colors, Flavors or Preservatives Added)
Texture & Appearance: – Very thick and gloppy – even to the point of being hard to coax out of the bottle. The color is a surprising dark, flat rust color, with bits of spices and very tiny seeds suspended in a thick sauce.
Taste Straight Up: – A strong front of the tongue burn from the Habaneros, er… Chombos, really sears the whole of the mouth. While it does subside just as quickly as it comes, there’s not much flavor beyond the weak mustard taste. If there is truly garlic, celery and culantro (cilantro) in the mix, they are certainly way down the list in strength, and the “raw cane sugar” sounds delicious, and probably helps keep this sauce from just being plain ol’ hot, it’s not that prevalant that I would call this one of those favored “sweet heat” type of sauces.
Heat Level: – Landing about half-way between not hot, and very hot, the 2½ stars here are only because my initial impression was “this stuff really is too hot to enjoy” – but upon further multiple tastings, it’s waned on me, and now it’s not the Big Bad Wolf I first thought.
Label/Graphics: – I should add Packaging to this sub-title because the nice hearty flask style bottle is a plus. But the overall color scheme and graphics pale on the label, and the only thing that stands out are the words “Hot Sauce”. The title “Panama Red” is in a color that, to me, just washes out.
Overall Rating (Taste on Food, Final Thoughts): – I wanted to like this sauce. I really did. Pouring it onto pizza didn’t do it. Dipping Pita pieces into it didn’t do it. I even sampled it on Brats hoping that would be the winning taste-test combo, but that didn’t do it either. Once again, it all comes down to taste and flavor, and that’s where Panama Red falls flat for me.
I will say there is a freshness to the taste, and kudos to the manufacturer for making it all natural and not using preservatives or artificial flavors.
It’s just not a good flavored “hot sauce” – and I use that term loosely for the purposes of this review.
Now, having given you MY thoughts on this product, your mileage may vary. In other words, maybe you will LOVE it. I felt it necessary to convey to you my impressions for an honest review. If you buy and try this sauce, I really would like to know what you think, so be sure to leave a Comment below and let us all know what you like about it.
Panama Red Gourmet Hot Sauce is available from PanCaliFoods.com
Disclaimer: I purchased this product for my own personal use and review purposes. No compensation was received. The thoughts and opinions expressed are my own.